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Numa Pompilius · Aug 13, 2005, 01:31 PM // 13:31

I've got a suggestion for some new PvE mobs.

NEW MONSTER RACE
Race: Nubbs.
Looks: Human-like, possesses some intelligence and simple language skills (will constantly and randomly shout phrases in 'leet', like "i pwn j00!!1", "u hack!!1", "ur gay!!!1" or "WTS GLODLY SWRD 50K").
Class: W/Mo and E/W, usually some build copied from a forum.
Description: Usually found singly. All nubbs hate all other creatures, including other nubbs. Exception: RUSHED NUBBS which are usually found in small groups.
Area: Everywhere, but especially the UW and around ToA and Droknars.
Racial skills: MAP FOG makes the radar unreadable by drawing white lines and random pings; INSANE RUSH doubles movement speed when the nubb charges an enemy; MAPPING teleports the nubb away from allies a random distance; NUBBTRAIN allows a nubb to collect nearby mobs and train them on the enemy; AFKING makes the nubb invulnerable until it moves or uses a skill; SPAM OF REZ makes the comm window unreadable by spamming the word "REZ".
Special: Several different subgroups exist. Around Droknars Forge and in the Crystal Desert there's RUSHED NUBBS, which can be any class, are level 1-4 and have 50% chance of failure when using skills (due to inexperience), but which have 100 AL armor and elite skills. In the Underworld there's INVINCI-NUBBS using the 105 UW build.

NEW MONSTER BOSS
Name: Ubbar Whiner.
Race: Nubbs.
Looks: Troll-like, possesses some intelligence and simple language skills (speaks 'leet').
Class: W/Mo or Mo/W (using the 105 UW solo build).
Description: An Ancient boss, has been around since before GW was beta, has every skill unlocked, every upgrade unlocked, has multiple copies of perfect prestige gear, and maxed out gold.
Its natural habitat is Web Forums, where it will bitch & moan about how unfair everything is. Any change in Guildwars, or even a kind word about Guildwars, is by Ubbar Whiner seen as a personal insult. Ubbar Whiner gets especially upset when exploits it's been using are removed. It reasons that it had to exploit hard to get its advantages, so it's not fair that other nubbs get them FOR FREE!
Area: Ubbar Whiner is found in the Underworld, together with a group of Smite Crawlers.
Special: Ubbar Whiner has a special skill, CRY OF INSULT. In any battle, regardless of whether Ubbar Whiner is winning or losing, it'll spam its battlecry: "l0lz 0mfg U r nubbs!!!1!". Any enemies hearing the battlecry will instantly get double adrenaline.

Xero Silvam · Aug 13, 2005, 01:33 PM // 13:33

roflmoa!! _o-
Couldnt have said it better myself

The undead Mesmer · Aug 13, 2005, 01:39 PM // 13:39

wow you put some deep thought in that mate but i have to give you that its friking nice

Kampfkeks · Aug 13, 2005, 01:47 PM // 13:47

Kinda reminds me of anarchy online where they put some strange mobs in the newbie area who would constantly spam the typical noob nonsense like "gimme gold! plz, plz plz plz plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" or stuff like "plvl meeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes, all with the many typing mistakes and stuff XD

The undead Mesmer · Aug 13, 2005, 01:51 PM // 13:51

that would keep them from asking for money >.<

corax5 · Aug 13, 2005, 02:24 PM // 14:24

Shame every GW player won't read this, but I doubt it would help anyway. Not sure if this should be in Sardelac as its not really a serious suggestion...is it?

Tactical-Dillusions · Aug 13, 2005, 03:20 PM // 15:20

A classic post.
Reminds me of Ascalon arena.

Numa Pompilius · Aug 14, 2005, 01:40 PM // 13:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by corax5

Not sure if this should be in Sardelac as its not really a serious suggestion...is it?

No, it's not... Or is it?

Anyway, yeah, you're right, I should probably have posted it in off-topic/absurd.

Evlesoa · Aug 14, 2005, 02:06 PM // 14:06

NON SENSE! This post is great! In gekkeiju i remember that there is a n00b standing outside where u start on Nebala Island that says this crap "Omg lolz plzz ur soooz strong"
another line "I wanta fanta" (HOW STUPID IS THAT???) and then he spams about Wanta Fanta crap>.> gets me pissed all the time its like BLAH BLAH FANTA WANTA HAHA BLAH BLAH so annoying....
but its coooool!

Draco Hunt · Aug 15, 2005, 12:35 AM // 00:35

Best id evr

(Lmao While im reading) But not rly serious.
Although if they would put these chars in GW it would be kind of funny.
Only the n00bs wouldnt get it

Phlodnar · Aug 15, 2005, 01:06 AM // 01:06

hahaha, hardest Ive laughed all day

chaos dragoon · Aug 15, 2005, 02:40 AM // 02:40

lmao thats some funny sh*t

emil knight · Aug 15, 2005, 03:27 AM // 03:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius

Special: Ubbar Whiner has a special skill, CRY OF INSULT. In any battle, regardless of whether Ubbar Whiner is winning or losing, it'll spam its battlecry: "l0lz 0mfg U r nubbs!!!1!". Any enemies hearing the battlecry will instantly get double adrenaline.

Just one question... does this stack? I've heard this multiple times in the same 30 second span by several of my teammates and this could be VERY dangerous if the MOBs get it.

a_scrawny_gnoll01 · Aug 15, 2005, 03:33 AM // 03:33

*stares blankly*

I don't... get it... since when did these types of mobs learn to leave the UW and invade the several outposts? It's like, they're everywhere!

Ensabah Nur · Aug 15, 2005, 10:09 AM // 10:09

Too damn funny Numa, arigatou.